Today's topic is...hmmm...proper hugging technique, "with comfortable pressures for a variety of client shapes and sizes."
That's a good point. I guess Easter Bunnies encounter all sorts of people and stuffies in their travels. Fortunately, Patch, Spunky, and I are all different sizes, so Carrots will get to practice. How's that sound, Carrots?
"Sounds good. Let's do it!" Carrots said.
Patch, you want to go first?
"Sure," Patch agreed. "Go ahead, Carrots."
"You can squeeze a little harder," Patch offered. "I didn't feel anything."
"A little more," Patch said.
"There, that's good," Patch said. "Perfect."
Great. All right, Spunky, you're up. Go for it, Carrots.
"Urk!" Spunky squeaked.
Oops! Carrots, quick, ease off a bit. Remember, Spunky's not as...uh...robust as Patch.
"Oh no! Sorry, Spunky!" Carrots exclaimed, and quickly let go.
"No...problem..." Spunky gasped.
"How's that? Is that better?"
"Much better," Spunky said. "Thanks."
Okay, my turn. Now, Carrots, remember what you've learned. I'm not as big as Patch, but I'm not as, uh, travel-size as Spunky. So go for something in between. Got it?
"Got it," Carrots nodded.
Here we go...
"How's that?" Carrots asked anxiously.
Ahhh. That's nice. What a good hug. You have learned well, my young Padawan.
Carrots looked blank. "Huh?"
Oh. Sorry. I guess you're not a Star Wars fan, eh? Well, in any case, I think you pass. Another checkmark on your evaluation form, Carrots...you're getting close!
Till next time!