So if you remember, in my last post, I told you that I would introduce you to some of my friends, because they'll be appearing on this blog quite a bit.
So today, I would like to introduce you to my best buds, Patch and Spunky.
This is Patch. Patch and I have been friends since obedience school. For you humans out there, that means kindergarten.
He is a very loyal and thoughtful friend. He and I share many of the same interests (meat), hobbies (collecting meat), values (meatatarianism), and skills (eating meat).
And this is Spunky. Spunky is a very smart dog. We were roommates at M.I.T.—that’s the Muttachusetts Institute of Technology—and then we both went to the University of Muttecine and Dogistry of New Jersey.
I should mention that Spunky is a little sensitive about his size, so whatever you do, don’t make any “small” jokes while he’s listening.
“Hey, Spunky?” I called. “What did you study at M.I.T. again? Was it Nanoscience?”
(Uh-oh, he’s glaring at me. Was it something I said?)
"No," he said. "Microbiology."
So there you have it! We hope you'll come back to share our ongoing adventures.
Till next time!