Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Introducing...my bestest buddies!

Hey, what's up, dogs?  Droopy here again.  

So if you remember, in my last post, I told you that I would introduce you to some of my friends, because they'll be appearing on this blog quite a bit.



So today, I would like to introduce you to my best buds, Patch and Spunky.  
  

This is Patch.  Patch and I have been friends since obedience school.  For you humans out there, that means kindergarten.  

He is a very loyal and thoughtful friend.  He and I share many of the same interests (meat), hobbies (collecting meat), values (meatatarianism), and skills (eating meat).  


And this is Spunky.  Spunky is a very smart dog.  We were roommates at M.I.T.—that’s the Muttachusetts Institute of Technology—and then we both went to the University of Muttecine and Dogistry of New Jersey.  

I should mention that Spunky is a little sensitive about his size, so whatever you do, don’t make any “small” jokes while he’s listening. 


“Hey, Spunky?” I called.  “What did you study at M.I.T. again?  Was it Nanoscience?”


(Uh-oh, he’s glaring at me.  Was it something I said?)


"No," he said.  "Microbiology."

So there you have it!  We hope you'll come back to share our ongoing adventures. 

 

 Till next time!




4 comments:

  1. I think patch and i have similar hobbies, except I prefer chicken.

    Spunky, I am a little fox. I feel your pain.

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    1. Chicken is good too! You can join our club anytime.

      Even though I like to give Spunky a hard time, he is one of my best friends. He's a very good sport. .

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  2. Ah yes... I used to be "Little Bear" until I put my paw down and insisted on a name in keeping with my character!

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    1. I am glad you did. You have a nice name.

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