Introducing...my bestest buddies!

Hey, what's up, dogs?  Droopy here again.  

So if you remember, in my last post, I told you that I would introduce you to some of my friends, because they'll be appearing on this blog quite a bit.

So today, I would like to introduce you to my best buds, Patch and Spunky.  

  

This is Patch.  Patch and I have been friends since obedience school.  For you humans out there, that means kindergarten.  

He is a very loyal and thoughtful friend.  He and I share many of the same interests (meat), hobbies (collecting meat), values (meatatarianism), and skills (eating meat).  

And this is Spunky.  Spunky is a very smart dog.  We were roommates at M.I.T.—that’s the Muttachusetts Institute of Technology—and then we both went to the University of Muttecine and Dogistry of New Jersey.  

I should mention that Spunky is a little sensitive about his size, so whatever you do, don’t make any “small” jokes while he’s listening. 

“Hey, Spunky?” I called.  “What did you study at M.I.T. again?  Was it Nanoscience?”

(Uh-oh, he’s glaring at me.  Was it something I said?)

"No," he said.  "Microbiology."

So there you have it!  We hope you'll come back to share our ongoing adventures. 

 

 Till next time!