While we were in the city of Nassau in the Bahamas, I thought mayhap we should find out what 'twere like to be a pirate. So me human and I set sail for the Nassau Pirate Museum.
Ahoy, there it be!
'Twere with some dismay that I discovered me human--that scurvy, landlubbin' seadog--had forgotten to bring along me peg-leg, me spyglass, and me eyepatch. Arrrr! No matter...we'll make her walk the plank later.
This be what we found inside yonder museum. Pray forgive me shadowy visage...'twere a dark and dim place.
Arrr! There be an entire galleon ship in this building...
Discipline on board was harsh. If a pirate broke part of the "pirate code," he could be MAROONED--or as pirates used to put it, "made Governor of his own private island"--with just 1 jar of water and a pistol. 'Twere a most terrible end.
Here be a piratical trivia question. What do ye think, ye scurvy landlubbers?
You ho to ho a pirates life for me.
ReplyDeleteMy human loves that Disney ride.
DeleteHmm... parrots... hmmm... I think there is a Miss Feathers around somewhere who might be a great sidekick for a pirate like you!
ReplyDeleteAye, but avast! I think she's already part of another crew....
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