Sunday, March 27, 2016
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Irish in training
Hey, what's up, dogs? Top o' the mornin' to ye!
Your turn, Patch.
"Er...uh...um...Hi, everyone. H-happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"(Sorry, Droop...cameras still make me nervous.)"
It's okay, you did fine. Now where's the last member of our crew?
...Spunky? Are you ready?
"No!"
Why, what's wrong?
"I'm...having a wardrobe malfunction."
Oh. I see. The package said "one size fits all," so I just figured...Heh heh.
"Hey! Don't laugh."
Sorry. Hmmm...If the hat doesn't sit right on you, why don't you sit right on the hat?
There we go! A perfect shot.
Have a great St. Patrick's Day, everybody! Hope you all find a pot of gold at the end of your personal rainbow!
Till next time...
"Er...uh...um...Hi, everyone. H-happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"(Sorry, Droop...cameras still make me nervous.)"
It's okay, you did fine. Now where's the last member of our crew?
...Spunky? Are you ready?
"No!"
Why, what's wrong?
"I'm...having a wardrobe malfunction."
Oh. I see. The package said "one size fits all," so I just figured...Heh heh.
Sorry. Hmmm...If the hat doesn't sit right on you, why don't you sit right on the hat?
There we go! A perfect shot.
Have a great St. Patrick's Day, everybody! Hope you all find a pot of gold at the end of your personal rainbow!
Till next time...
Tuesday, March 8, 2016
K-9 Comedy Contest
Hey, what's up, dogs? Since I've been blogging, many of my blog friends have sponsored contests of one kind or another on their sites. So, I decided I would hold a contest of my own.
Announcing...
To enter, just post your favorite knock-knock joke in the Comments section below by March 30th, 2016. (Please keep it family-friendly so everyone can enjoy!)
The winner will be drawn from a pool of all entries on April 1st, 2016. And, of course, he or she will get a prize!
Good luck everyone! I'll be keeping an EYE on the entries!
Announcing...
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Droopy's 1st Annual
K-9 Comedy Contest
This year's theme:
Knock-Knock Jokes
Deadline: March 30th, 2016
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To enter, just post your favorite knock-knock joke in the Comments section below by March 30th, 2016. (Please keep it family-friendly so everyone can enjoy!)
The winner will be drawn from a pool of all entries on April 1st, 2016. And, of course, he or she will get a prize!
Good luck everyone! I'll be keeping an EYE on the entries!
Monday, February 29, 2016
A whole extra day!
Hey, what's up, dogs? It sure seems like we've had a lot of things to celebrate recently.
Here's another one. It's February 29th...Leap Year! This only happens once every four years...a whole extra day in the calendar.
Hey, Spunky, what are you going to do with your extra day?
"Gonna catch up on some reading," Spunky replied.
How about you, Patch? What are you going to do with your extra day?
"....zzzzz...."
Ah. Aha. That's what he's going to do with his extra day. Got it. Moving on...
How about you, Grandpa?
"I think I'll brew meself a nice cup of tea and relax on the couch," Grandpa said. "Care to join me, lad?"
Sure, Grandpa, as long as the tea is decaf. I'll join you in a minute!
What do you plan to do with your extra day?...
Here's another one. It's February 29th...Leap Year! This only happens once every four years...a whole extra day in the calendar.
Hey, Spunky, what are you going to do with your extra day?
"Gonna catch up on some reading," Spunky replied.
How about you, Patch? What are you going to do with your extra day?
"....zzzzz...."
Ah. Aha. That's what he's going to do with his extra day. Got it. Moving on...
How about you, Grandpa?
"I think I'll brew meself a nice cup of tea and relax on the couch," Grandpa said. "Care to join me, lad?"
What do you plan to do with your extra day?...
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
2 ways to play
Hey, Spunky. Hey, Grandpa. What are you guys up to?
"Dominoes, me lad. A nice, friendly game of dominoes."
Cool! Who's winning?
"Too early to tell," Spunky said. "Right now, it's a tie."
"I've never seen dominoes played that way before," Patch said.
Oh really? Is there another way to play?
"Sure," Patch nodded. "You take a whole bunch of dominoes, and you stand them up next to each other, like this..."
Oooooh. I think I know what you're talking about!
"...and you keep going, and going, and going..." Patch continued.
"Hey, don't use up all the pieces, guys!" Spunky called. "Grandpa and I have to finish our game, remember?"
Grandpa chuckled as he glanced in our direction. "Patch and Droopy, me lads...whatever you do, don't sneeze!"
"Dominoes, me lad. A nice, friendly game of dominoes."
Cool! Who's winning?
"Too early to tell," Spunky said. "Right now, it's a tie."
"I've never seen dominoes played that way before," Patch said.
Oh really? Is there another way to play?
"Sure," Patch nodded. "You take a whole bunch of dominoes, and you stand them up next to each other, like this..."
Oooooh. I think I know what you're talking about!
"...and you keep going, and going, and going..." Patch continued.
"Hey, don't use up all the pieces, guys!" Spunky called. "Grandpa and I have to finish our game, remember?"
Grandpa chuckled as he glanced in our direction. "Patch and Droopy, me lads...whatever you do, don't sneeze!"
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Sunday, February 14, 2016
Happy Valentine's Day!
Hey, what's up dogs? I'm here to wish you all a very happy Valentine's Day!
Here, have a rose, on me.
Also, I got this card in the mail from Jerry and Ben last week. Isn't it cute? Thanks you guys!
Here, have a rose, on me.
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