Tuesday, June 21, 2016

In search of a sidekick

Hey, what's up, dogs?  Er...I mean...ahem. 

I AM THE BARK KNIGHT! 
 

 Yes, it is I...the Masked Mutt...the Canine Crusader...crimefighter extraordinaire, friend to law-abiding citizens, and scourge of common criminals.

You know what?  I've realized that this town is too big for just one hero to patrol at any given time.  What I need is a sidekick.  Unfortunately, I have no idea how to recruit a sidekick.  How does one go about this kind of thing?   

Maybe I should search online...


...or place an ad in the paper?...
 
I guess we'll see what kind of responses I get.  Anybody have any other recruiting ideas?...

See you next time!
 


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22 comments:

  1. Ajdin AdilovicJune 21, 2016 at 3:44 PM

    is 401k match offered?
    medical? dental? vision?
    salmon or honey benefits?
    how many holidays and days off?
    telecommute options?
    gym on-site? or gym membership discount?
    free snacks and coffee at office?
    employee stock options?

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    1. Droopy W. DogJune 21, 2016 at 5:28 PM

      .....*blink blink*

      ...Thank you for your interest! Don't call us, we'll call you!

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    2. L foxJune 21, 2016 at 7:12 PM

      Don't forget:
      *Company car
      * Ping Pong Table in snack area
      * Employee discount at company store
      * Time off for volunteering
      * House cleaning discounts?

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    3. L foxJune 21, 2016 at 7:12 PM

      Droopy give Craigslist a try.

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    4. Droopy W. DogJune 22, 2016 at 9:03 PM

      I see you and Ajdin are thinking along the same lines, LF. Good tip about Craiglist, I'll check it out.

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  2. Ajdin AdilovicJune 22, 2016 at 12:16 AM

    can you bring your pet to work?
    free lunch fridays? free lunch everyday?
    company outings?
    in-office masseuse?
    choice of laptop workstation?

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    1. Droopy W. DogJune 22, 2016 at 9:00 PM

      ...

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    2. L foxJune 23, 2016 at 9:18 AM

      Ajdin those are great options as well. If you get those options at your office I want to work there.

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    3. Ajdin AdilovicJune 23, 2016 at 3:35 PM

      day off on your birthday?

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  3. Jerry and BenJune 22, 2016 at 11:25 AM

    Maybe an honorary sidekick, with a new one every few months?

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    1. Droopy W. DogJune 22, 2016 at 9:02 PM

      Hmm, that's an interesting idea. We could start a Sidekick-of-the-Month Club.

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  4. Ajdin AdilovicJune 22, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    Tuition assistance?

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  5. Alexander Mackenzie BearJune 22, 2016 at 10:59 PM

    Nap station???
    Have you tried Kijiji?? How about some Superhero online forums or bulletin boards?
    I'm sure you'll find someone who wants the job just because they want to help the world... not because of the perks!

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    1. Droopy W. DogJune 23, 2016 at 3:21 PM

      Nap station...actually, that's a perk I totally agree with!

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  6. Jerry and BenJune 23, 2016 at 2:05 PM

    Jerry has a nickname in case he is the sidekick of the month: Honeybear

    Ben seems to think that is not beary superheroish for a name...

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  7. Ajdin AdilovicJune 28, 2016 at 2:54 PM

    has the position been filled yet?

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