In search of a sidekick

Hey, what's up, dogs?  Er...I mean...ahem. 

I AM THE BARK KNIGHT! 

 

 Yes, it is I...the Masked Mutt...the Canine Crusader...crimefighter extraordinaire, friend to law-abiding citizens, and scourge of common criminals.

You know what?  I've realized that this town is too big for just one hero to patrol at any given time.  What I need is a sidekick.  Unfortunately, I have no idea how to recruit a sidekick.  How does one go about this kind of thing?   

Maybe I should search online...

...or place an ad in the paper?...

 

I guess we'll see what kind of responses I get.  Anybody have any other recruiting ideas?...

See you next time!

 

Postcards from the edge

Hey, what's up, dogs?  

When my human suggested the title of today's post, I got really confused.  "Postcards from the edge"?  From the edge of *what*, exactly?...

Oh.  Well, the postcards are from Jerry and Ben, who are visiting Sandy up in Vancouver.  So the "edge" must mean...the edge of Canada?...

Who knows.  What's more important is that these three seem to be having a great time together.  Sandy has been logging their adventures here.  I wonder how much longer Jerry and Ben are staying up in Canada?...