No? Huh. It's time to do this week's blog, but I haven't seen him yet today.
It's not like him to be late. He's always very punctual. In fact, you might even call him a watchdog.
Heh heh. Get it? "Watch"dog?
**crickets chirping in the silence**
Err...never mind. Sigh...I don't understand. Whenever Droopy does that joke, everybody loves it.
Anyway...maybe Droopy's alarm didn't go off? Or maybe he slept in on purpose? Let's check his bed and see....
Nope, no sign of Droopy. But...there's his boonie hat.
And underneath the hat...what's this? It's a note. I don't recognize the handwriting. Let's see what it says...
...Oh my gosh. Oh, no!
PATCH! PATCH, COME HERE QUICK!
"W-w-what?" he panted. "I heard you shouting, Spunky...what's wrong?"
Read this note!
Patch read the note out loud:
"IF YOU WANT TO SEE DROOPY AGAIN,
BRING 100 BOTTLES OF HONEY
TO THE FISHING PIER
AT MIDNIGHT.
DO NOT BEEEEEE LATE!"
Oh horrors! It's a ransom note! Droopy's been dog-napped!
What are we going to do??...
Oh no, I don't like where this is going. Patch and Spunky are you going to set up a "Go Fund Me" page to get money to buy the honey? If you go to the pier to drop off the honey bee careful.
ReplyDeleteI smell a rat! Or in this case... likely a bear. I could almost think Jerry was in town. You could set up a sting operation (a bee sting operation!! **more crickets chirping**). Anyhow... fill the bottles with something yellow and liquid (I'm sure a couple of dogs can think of something) and... go for it!
ReplyDeleteEW THAT IS GROSS
DeleteCheck out my comment on Little Fox's blog... beary suspicious circumstances me thinks!
ReplyDeletehttp://lfox97123.blogspot.ca/2016/04/ncaa-basketball-bracket-winner.html
I wonder who did it.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a case for Sherlock Sandy!!
ReplyDeleteBee beary careful with these dog nappers. I would suggest you get real honey and not KFC honey sauce where the third ingredient is honey. Makes you wonder what the first two ingredients are...
ReplyDeleteSpunky... we are all biting our claw tips wondering about Droopy. How did the midnight meeting go??
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